<-- This man's hair would totally lose to Sly Stallone's. And what's up with his freakishly big hand?So Today, the Great State of California announced that it was going to move its primary from the tradition Super Tuesday in March to Feb 5th. CNN, please put this in context:
The possible result? A quasi-national primary that could largely settle nomination battles before the first piece of Valentine's candy is even eaten.
In addition to California, other states with contests on February 5 include Arkansas, Delaware, Missouri, Oklahoma, and Utah, while New Mexico Democrats and West Virginia Republicans will also have contests on that date.
The list of states where proposals are afoot to join the mega-Tuesday pack includes some of the largest in the union: New York, Florida, Texas, Illinois, Michigan, New Jersey, and Georgia. And although that might blunt the impact of California's move, the delegate-rich Golden State would still remain the day's largest prize.
A Mega-Tuesday in which a quasi-national primary is held? Oh man am I pumped! I can't wait for the ginormous-Tuesday of 2012 and the gargantuan-Tuesday of 2016. Heck, , by 2040 we will have to invent new words for big in order to encompass the size of this Tuesday!
Seriously, who's writing for CNN nowadays? The Associated Monster-Truck Advertisers of America?
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