**WARNING** **WARNING** **CODE RED**
This is an urgent telegram to all supporters of the Minimal Democracy Movement (MDM) //
It appears that Ralph Nader is running for President// I repeat, Ralph Nader is running for President//
Mr. Nader represets the greatest threat to the MDM ever, ever// He got 411,304 votes, roughly 1%, in the last election// Even worse: he got 2.74% of the vote in 2000. That makes him solely responsible for the loss of a sitting vice-president of a wildly popular administration// This madman must be stopped// This time, he may garner upwards of .5% of the vote//
Supporter of MDM// Gather your gear and stop this man before Americans have more than the minimal number of candidates possible!// We must protect our minimal democracy, lest it become a full-fledged democracy!
** End Transmission**
Seriously people, what's with all the Nader Hate? You just put an irrlevant man into his third day in the news cycle.
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