15 October 2008

Way Too Far



I am sick and tired of these gutter politics. These insane, baseless attack ads, these horrid accusations, and these Washington politicians that will say and do anything to win, without any regard for the social fabric of our nation.

Now don't get me wrong. I enjoy the political season. You want to tell me McCain can't send an email. Fine. You want to tell me Barack Obama is a terrorist who wants to molest your children. Fine. But there are limits. And this is just a Bridge to Nowhere too far. The Communist Times is reporting:

Speaking before the Alaska governor was Shonda Schilling, wife of the Red Sox right-hander Curt Schilling. While Curt hasn’t pitched all year because of an injured shoulder, his wife was happy to pitch John McCain and Ms. Palin at Salem High School. She compared supporters of Barack Obama to that most heinous of hardball partisans, Yankee fans (”Boooo”).

“They’re good people,” Mrs. Schilling said graciously of Obama supporters. “They just root for the wrong team.”
Now let's get one thing straight. The BoSox don't support no Palin-McCain administration! The Red Sox believe in the Change we Need, like a Change from the evil of the New York Yankees. Now I'm not trying to claim that the BoSox actively support Obama, but just that the sacred realm of baseball should never be mixed up with the profane world of politics.

Fuckers.

3 comments:

Shawn said...

Sounds to me like the BoSox are supporting McCain buddy. That's more of the same. We need some change. We need the yankees to stop sucking.

Jonah said...

Well. I propose a huge bailout package for The Bronx Bombers. Obviously, the problem is that during these tough financial times, half a billion just don't buy what it used to. I mean, at this rate the Yanks will be spending a billion on payroll for a losing record...

Shawn said...

much like banks are eating each other, maybe the Yanks should toss Arod (no seriously - they should) and buy up the Marlins. Consolidate and expand - it'll cost the same, with so many more net profits. Or something.